不同的肉价

不同的肉价：

老鹰和猫头鹰结伴到人肉市场买食物，来到肉当时看见各种各样的人肉都标着不同的价钱。
价钱表这么标价：

老师的肉：1公斤3零吉。
牧师的肉：1公斤5零吉。
老板的肉：1公斤7零吉。
警察的肉：1公斤20零吉。
公务人员的肉：缺货。（剖开后只有油脂）
政客的肉：1公斤300零吉。

猫头鹰看到价钱高得离谱，问：“为什么政客的肉比其他的人都贵？”
肉档老板说：“这种肉要洗干净是多么费时费力啊！”

摘自与《星洲日报副刊》。

纯粹觉得这篇报导有趣，所以分享分享。=)

心灵良药失踪了

怎么了？

是...多心了吗？

感觉事情并没有想象中的顺利。
可恶的自信心在摧残我，
总让我对于陌生的人事物容易感到紧张害怕。

感觉总是有问不完的问题，
感觉好像有做不对的事，
感觉似乎经常说错了话，
亦或者像是给错了表情。

第一次感觉这么没自信。
连笑容都僵硬了呢。:(

smiley service

"Hello Mr Marcus, a lady called in and enquire about vacancy on marketing and management position yesterday. Is there any vacancy still available ar?"

"No wor..because this position already taken by Ms Maggie wor..."

Honestly, I was shocked at that moment! My replied was so funny. haha! Guess what I had replied him? =p

I never thought that I am in a Marketing and Management position. As I thought I am only a part-timer. By the way, I mentioned his wording - "wor...". As he never talk to me like that. He always talk to me with his serious face. I felt he was so friendly today. haha!

First time ever in my life work as admin person where in the field of marketing and management. This job is much more challenging compare with my previous job.
I was thinking to be a consultant in college once when I was 18. and now, I have the chance to try it out. =)

-

"err.........ermm........"
"Please hold on ya, let me check for you first"
"pardon..?"
"sorry..?"

hope I can improve my speaking skills and listening skills asap.feel so shameful of my pronouncing problem. ='(

选择

小时候，
往往我们都没有选择的权利
身边的人总会为我们做最好的决定

长大后，
我们依然没有选择的权利
仍然必须跟着大人的步伐前进

踏入社会，
选择权依然不属于自己
总是得跟着社会的脚步继续

人往往被环境所逼
命运总是命中注定

选择亦不过是在最坏的情况接受最好的打算

再简单的梦
也会破碎